1.) Shut the fuck up.
 2.) You are so precious, I love you.
 3.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 4.) Are you high?
 5.) What do you want?
 6.) Wait, what did I say?
 7.) I think perhaps you need new glasses.
 8.) (Clearly this person is insane, so I will edge away slowly without saying anything.)
 9.) No.
10.) Um... thank you?

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